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Marcus the badass gear, a Christmas carol

Christmas is less than a week away, almost time to give out presents, eat until you explode, and play video games all night long. The holidays are also a time when we get to listen to our favorite Christmas carols and what could be better than a holiday classic reworked to spread the word of Gears? Over at Gearheads of War, Boris made up new lyrics to the song Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer called Marcus the Badass Gear. I could easily see this becoming a family tradition, sung with everyone huddled around the fireplace on Christmas day. Check out the lyrics after the jump and below is a little snippet from the song, so sing along!

You get Gnashers and Lancers
And Frag-nades and Smoke-nades;
Torque Bows and Longshots
And Pistols and Boltoks
But do you recall
The most famous bad ass of all?