RedWire DLX iPod Jeans from Levi's will retail for, but we're guessing the price-to-fashion ratio will be astronomical. At least the RedWire moniker is explained by a snazzy red ribbon that tethers your iPod to its assigned sidepocket, but the dork factor is quite evident in the retractable headphone doo-hickey and the overly obvious control pad. Or is that the whole point? We never claimed to be fashionable ourselves, only to be practiced in lambastating the fashion of others. Keep reading for a picture of the dorkiness in full effect (i.e. no sexy models to get in the way).