Nintendo DS thinks it's an iPod

So this Nintendo DS walks into the psychiatrist's office. "Doctor," he says. "Sometimes I wake up at night dreaming that I'm an iPod." "Ach," says the doctor in a thick german accent, "and do you have a scroll wheel in these dreams?" The DS thinks for a few seconds and says, "Yes, I'm pretty sure I've got a scroll wheel." The doctor continues, "And do you have iPod-style menus in these dreams?" The DS nods. "I do, Doctor. I do. So what do these dreams mean?" The doctor shrugs, "They don't mean anything, actually. Someone probably loaded an emulator on you. But if you were dreaming about alternately being a tipi and a wigwam, I'd have told you that you were being two tents."

Thanks LittleJoe