McSweeney's got a sneak peek at the iPhone manual

I know we are all very anxious about the iPhone's release. Sadly, we still have months to go before we can head to our local Apple store and pick up one of these beauties. We'll just have to settle for reading the table of contents to the iPhone's manual, which McSweeney's somehow got a hold of.

Ok, before the flames start this is a parody, but it is funny and worth a read. How do I know it is a parody? Item XXIV reads, 'How to change the iPhone's battery.' Now that IS funny.