The Joystiq Weekend: March 31 - 32, 2007

Yes, March 32. I'm sure you are as speechless as the elderly above playing Spyro the Dragon. Check out the highlights for today:

Joystiquery
Today's most recursive game video: Third Life
Weekly Webcomic Wrapup: little big edition

April Tom-Foolery
Alert #1: Wii.TV's future Zelda
Alert #2: David Jaffe explodes on Geoff Keighley
Alert #3: MGS4 on Xbox 360 and Blue Hobbits in LOTRO
Alert #4: Bungie announces Halo Zero
Alert #5: WiiHelm and the WoW tinfoil cap
Alert #6: Chinese WoW players hunt real Chinese people
Alert #7: Bungie announces Pimps on Film
Alert #8: VG Cats gets a makeover ... Metal GEAR?!

News
Mayor Bloomberg defends NYC in wake of GTA trailer
Nintendo of Canada's six unique Wiis contest
Guitar Hero Effects Pedal confirmed in 360 instructions
PlayStation 3 barred from UK prisons
Fan demand prompts BioShock collectors edition
SSX Blur: Analyzing the controls

Culture & Community
Learn Japanese with homebrew DS app
Earth really is full of game cakes