Now you can pretend you can read for cheap. Ghosts of Onyx, set in the universe of the frightfully popular Halo first-person shooter game, is finally available as a $7.95 paperback. For your enjoyment, we have obtained the following promotional excerpt from the novel.
"Pew! Pew! The Halo guy shot his pistol at the other Halo guy. He changed weapons to the rocket launcher. He changed weapons to the sniper rifle. He changed weapons to the pistol. He changed weapons back to the sniper rifle. Pew! Pew! The Halo guy killed the other Halo guy. Now there were some more Halo guys coming toward him. Pew! Pew!"