The Darkness 'Black Hole' video sucks

Not since the Cerebral Bore have we been this irrationally excited about a first-person shooter weapon. Sure, The Darkness' Black Hole is a little like the main weapon/item in Portal, except instead of whisking you from room to room, the B-hole whisks bad guys to getting messed up. Also, we're a big fan of shooting guys getting sucked up by the hole, which seems like the equivalent of getting kicked in the nards while ... well, while your cerebrospinal fluid is being drained from your head.

All that being said, we're still not sure about playing the whole game while a radioactive dark Alf watches over your shoulder. It seems a bit like having to play the game on the bus — the bus ... to Hell.