What would you do for an iPhone?

We here at TUAW are big The Joy of Tech fans–and we found this particular cartoon especially inspiring. So inspiring, that we created a new unspun poll for you to take part in and let us know the deepest darkest secret things you would do in order to get an iPhone of your own. Sure, most of you already have a cell phone. So do we. What you don't have yet is...an excuse.