Young Paul Rudd really loved his SNES

You can learn a lot from commercials. From this ad, for example, we learn that before he was Brian Fantana or the brother-in-law from Clueless, actor Paul Rudd wielded his Super Nintendo Entertainment System like some sort of holy relic, jamming games into its cartridge slot like he was thrusting jewel-encrusted daggers into the lone eye of a cyclops, attracting the attention and adoration of the neighborhood boys all the while.

We know what you're asking yourself and the answer is "yes." He has a nickname for his SNES. Its called the Octagon, but he also nicknamed his controllers — his left one is James Westfall and his right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.