Thrill to the first video of Dirty Dancing: The Game

It's a well-known fact that putting Baby in any sort of corner is a crime punishable with death by firing squad or (in some states) lethal injection. But Dirty Dancing: The Game is a whole other story. Judging by this video, Dirty Dancing: The Game should be placed in the corner of a latrine in the corner of the Diarrhea Only infirmary in the corner of a rocket being shot into the sun that accidentally gets sucked through blackest space to the corner of Planet Pleasegodbejoking.

You know what we like best about this trailer? How there's almost no dancing, dirty or otherwise. That's the kind of thing that makes it all worthwhile.