The DS Life: I Still Know What You Did Last Unwrapping
The DS Life is a weekly feature in which we scour the known world for narrative images of Nintendo's handhelds and handheld gamers. If you have a photo and a story to match it with, send both to thedslife at dsfanboy dot com.
Look at this girl. She is totally freaking out about her new DS. Just totally - freaking - out. We couldn't care less that Christmas is long behind us, as is the entire 2007 year; we felt it our duty to show you this photo of a girl going absolutely banoodles as she unwraps her gift.
You've likely already deduced our intentions from the article image and title -- we're cashing in on last week's wildly popular installment of The DS Life with a hastily-put-together sequel. As is often the case with these repeat productions, we've done away with the charm of the original, replacing it with a bigger budget and an all new video cast!
"A new beginning?"
We're not sure which we laughed more about with this clip -- Tanner's delayed burst of energy and excitement at the end of this clip, or his older brother's embarrassed smile as he look back at the camera, fixing his Santa hat while Tanner flips out behind him.
Ghost in the machine
Spoooooky! Young Olivya here must not have remembered tapping her name into the system settings. We would've been creeped out too!
"Hey, these smell good." (video starts at 00:40-second mark)
Now, this is just cruel. These parents turned the season of giving into the season of being total jerks, replacing all the goodies in the gifted system boxes with socks.
Toughen up, kids. They're only preparing you for the much bigger disappointments of your life ahead. Really, you'll never have it as good as you have it now.
