DS Fanboy Lite: Dec. 29 - Jan. 4

Just as with our beloved DS Lite, DS Fanboy Lite is like the original, but smaller. Sleeker. Only not necessarily better. Herein you can see some of the best we've had to offer in the last week, encapsulated for your reading ease.

Community

• DS Fanboy Poll: Only for kids?
  We think not, Mr. Pachter.
• Our New Year's Resolutions: DS Edition
  Wherein we discuss butts, chests, and addiction. Good times.

Features

• The DS Life: I Still Know What You Did Last Unwrapping
  Yeah, we're watching you. And reporting on all that you do.
• DS Fanboy Review: Napoleon Dynamite
  Like the movie, but crappier, and with mini-games.
• The homebrew cookbook: Recipes and recommendations for 2007
  Hope you've got some fresh whoop-ass lying around.
• A year of Promotional Consideration
  From rock faces to naughty language.

News of note

• Everybody was touchscreen fighting
  Well, we won't be, with this game, but it's good for the future.
• How to turn your DS into a phone
  And they say we don't get the good stuff. Pfft.
• Wish upon a StarLite: StarCraft homebrew
  Case in point.
• Mock-up for new DS has us wishing it wasn't a mock-up
  This is what happens when iPhones have too much to drink.
• Printing money has consequences
  Hilarious consequences, that is.