Caption contest, PMA edition: Canon's walking ad

Remember how you answered that ad for a job at Canon, and they told you it would be really cool because you'd get to check out the new models?

They lied.

Josh: "I'm detecting tears."
Paul: "Bill was just glad he didn't have to dress up like the lens again; those tipping pranks had gotten old fast."
Chris: "Oh yeah? Well, I'll detect your FACE."
Nilay: "Never has 'Eyes Without a Face' seemed more true."
Darren: "You try smiling for 72 hours, punk."
Richard: "Unfortunately, crappy job detection technology is still years away from release."
Don: "There's nothing embarrassing on the screen, is there? I wouldn't want to lose my dignity."

Ross: "This shirt is a perfect match for my 'Red Eye Reduction' sunglasses."