Wii Fanboy Weekly: Feb. 28 - Mar. 5

Dudes and dudettes, men and women, ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, annoying bloggers that are incredibly unfunny and their readers, this is going to be the last Wii Fanboy Weekly ever.* We're sad to report this, but the individual responsible for this post has been diagnosed with a severe case of Buttus Rottikus. It's a condition that cannot be cured and, as one might assume, causes the butt to rot right off. The rot then spreads and ... well, we'll save you the gory details.

As the last and final wish of this blogger, we ask that you merely click each and every link below. 800 times a piece. Then get your parents to do it.

Features:

• Another Week in Japan
  We check out Japanese sales and offer commentary
• Virtually Overlooked: Street Combat
  We tell you why it should be on the VC
• The VC Advantage: A link to the past (of Zelda II)
  Tips and tricks (and humor) courtesy of Wii Fanboy
• VC Monday Madness video wrap-up 3/3/06
  Super Turrican is pretty damn fun

Videos:

• Snake codec calls are worth spoiling Brawl
  Snake chats up the competition
• Mario: the Jaffe edition
  What would David Jaffe do if he made a Mario game?
• Oodles of Opoona
  A bunch of vids for the upcoming Koei game
• Sega Superstars Tennis de amigo
  Sega Superstars Tennis looks tight
• Gusty Gardens goes 8-bit, and then some
  Musical numbers

Other items of interest:

• More online details for Mario Kart Wii and its Channel
  We're ga-ga for some Mario Kart
• Trucha Signer paves the way for game mods
  Helping gamers change it up since 2008
• Always bet on black: Neo Geo Stick 2
  Black is beautiful
• Brawl screenshot hilarity
  Look at what people are doing!

*Don't worry, the Buttus Rottikus is not contagious and you won't get it from reading this post. It's a totally made up disease that won't kill anyone. Even a weak, flabby blogger like myself.