Top 5 real life lessons we've learned from MMOs
Game designer Steve Danuser, AKA Moorgard, recently posted a musing on his blog where he speculated on the greatest lessons he's learned in all his time playing World of Warcraft. After all, after investing dozens, if not hundreds, of real days into the game, surely he had to have learned something from the experience that was applicable to real life? For Steve, the lesson was, if they look different than you, and speak differently than you, kill them before they get the chance to kill you. While we know hope Steve is kidding, it did get the old gears turning.
We've taken up Steve's line of discussion and mulled it over a little bit. What follows is our (mostly) sincere look at the top 5 real life lessons that we've learned from MMOs.
5. Bad posture kills. Anybody who has ever been on a serious nightly raiding rotation can attest to the fact that those long hours spent sitting in front of the computer can play absolute havoc with your back. While all the office monkeys amongst us have probably spent too much of our lives in front of a computer to begin with, rarely do we sit with such tense, rapt attention as when we're in phase three of the last boss encounter in the instance, and there's some phat raid lootz on the line. Investing in serious chair technology is an investment in your health.
4. Performance enhancing drugs just aren't worth it. We've all been tempted by it at some point. The rogue in your guild whose in a top tier arena team swears that the key to his success is bathing himself in caffeine. Surely dabbling in it a little couldn't hurt, right? Wrong! Next thing you know, you're sweating on the floor of your bathroom trying to ride out your latest caffeine crash while still grinding for Primal Nethers on your laptop. It's a dark road to travel down, and the end result is almost never worth the cost.
3. If you've got it, flaunt it. It's an essential tenet of third-wave feminism and it applies in equal parts in MMOs as in real life. In order for women to succeed in the workplace or in the guild, they should feel free to use every tool at their disposal, even if it means occasionally /flirting with the raid leader to get that last spot in the raid. For the other 49% of us, it just means we have to be extra special careful that we know whose really behind the keyboard of that enticing night elf hunter dancing by the mailbox in Ironforge.
2. Expect nothing from those in positions of authority and you will never be disappointed. Whether it's your raid leader, your guild leader, a GM, or the lead designer of your game of choice; a simple fact of nature is that inevitably one (or some, or all) of them will disappoint you. If you log into your game of choice expecting nothing except what you can accomplish by yourself, no amount of guild drama or short-sighted class nerfs can bring you down.
1. Keeping up with the Joneses will make you poor and unhappy. It applies to games just as well as it does life. Just like there's always going to be that guy on your block with a bigger house, nicer car, and better stock options, there's always going to be somebody who clears the new instance first, who has the better gear, better rank, or better DPS. Instead of spending years of your life in a fruitless effort to catch up with this specter of success, be happy with you have, and relish the fact that the guy you perceive as successful probably hasn't left his (mom's) house in six months.
