Real Mario now moves, talks, causes nightmares

At the request of our lawyers, we've placed Real Mario after the break to protect children's dreams

If you ever wondered why Nintendo didn't enter the high-definition era, all questions were immediately quashed at the first sight of the infamous "Real Mario." Now, in the evolution of the nightmare, an artist named Portix has animated the image. Not only does it move, but it also speaks like Frank the Donnie Darko bunny.

We absolve ourselves of restless nights or feelings of panic caused by viewing Real Mario. For those with the fortitude for the stagnant image we've placed it after after the break. Clicking the "read" link will take you face-to-face with the (impressive) abomination.

EXPERIENCE THE MOTION HORROR BY CLICKING ON THE IMAGE!