Whose house? My house!

So, among my email this-morning is an object return message. So I forgot to set the group and a couple things got returned. No big deal, right? It happens plenty often enough. What tickled me was the object return message text itself.

What with all the trademark kerfuffle and talk about who owns the term Second Life and all that, I couldn't help but laugh.

The object 'Second Life' has sent you a message from Second Life:
Your 2 objects have been returned to your inventory lost and found folder by NCI Land Holdings near parcel 'NCI Caledon Duchy of Nova Civis Caledon – Help/Classes/Freebies' at Nova Civis Caledon 29.2843, 187.995 due to parcel auto return.

= Second Life is owned by Tateru Nino
= Location unknown.

There you have it, readers. Apparently I own Second Life! Who knew? I mean, the grid systems wouldn't be lying to me now, would they?