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Pain DLC delayed a week, trophies toned down

Kyle Orland
Updated ·2 min read

Like a hot nurse kissing a mime, there's something good and something bad in today's update from the always-busy developers behind the PS3's bone-breaking simulator, Pain. First, the bad news: the downloadable "Uncle Jimmy's Fun Park" level, originally planned for release tomorrow, has been delayed, and is currently targeted for release on the ominous date of Sept. 11.

Why was it delayed? Well that's the good news: the development team has been spending its time scaling back the difficulty of the somewhat ridiculous trophies it announced last month. Seems testers didn't have too much fun grinding their way through the "one billion points" trophy, among others. The new trophy list, which is copied below the break, is also set to be downloadable on Sept. 11


GOLD TROPHIES

  • King of Pain: Get All Downtown Trophies plus Trill and Grenade-a-Maid

  • Affliction Addiction: Get One 100 Million Points in Downtown (Change from 1 Billion)


SILVER TROPHIES

  • Harder Dick's Balls: Get all of Dicks Balls in the Block Party Dumpster w/o reset

  • Rodeo Clown: Use Ed to Explode 500 barrels in Clown Toss (Change from 5,000)

  • Ninja pwn: Hit the Target Stuffed Ninja in every Amusement Park Mode

  • 2 Mill Club: Get "Pain in the Park" and "D-Town Destruction" (Change from 10 Mil)

  • Trill: Get Painful Bullseye Trophy with Scurv Dogg or Hung Lo add-on characters (Instead of Tosser)


BRONZE TROPHIES

  • Dude Abides: Use "The Dude" to score 30 Strikes in Bowling (Change from 50 Strikes)

  • D-Town Destruction: Get 2,000,000 score in Paindemonium and Aftermath (Change from 10 million)

  • Pain in the Park: Get 2,000,000 score in Abusement and After Hours (Change from 10 million)

  • Combo Mambo: Get 15x Combo in Paindemonium, Aftermath, Block Party, Demolition (Change from 20x)

  • Horsin' a Clown: Take the Clown for a ride on the Roller Coaster

  • Glutton: Make 30 "Eat It!" shots in "Call da Shot"

  • Constipated: Get 100 Strikes in Bowling (Change from 250 Strikes)

  • Pain and Mane: Play 100 Games of Trauma or Horse

  • Attention Spam: Get every type of PAIN (Groin, Head, Arm, Hand, Leg, Foot and Body) combo in Paindemonium, Aftermath, Block Party, Demolition.

  • Grenade-a-Maid: Get Exploded 200 times with any female launchable add-on character*(Change from 500 times)