This Wednesday: Hail to the King, Duke Nukem 3D is back

Lines you're likely to hear from this week's Xbox Live Arcade release, Duke Nukem 3D:

• "What are you waiting for? Christmas?"

• "It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of gum"

• "I ain't afraid of no quake!"

• "What are you? Some bottom-feeding, scum sucking algae eater?"

• "Hmm, that's one "Doomed" Space Marine."

• "I should have known those alien maggots booby trapped the sub."

• "And I thought 10 guns was hard to carry!"

• "Damn! I'm looking good!"

• "Nobody jacks with our Independence!"

• "I can't wait to play myself in Duke Nukem Forever, coming Fall 1998."

Killing alien scum will cost you 800

($10).