Retailers to music game makers: We're out of room

Hey video game industry, it's your friends, your partners in earnings, the retailers. We have to talk about these instrument controllers. Sure, we like a good game of Rock Band as much as the next guy, but when 27 pallets of Guitar Hero Aerosmith topple in one of our warehouses and bury our employees — nay, our friends in an avalanche of sweet emotion, things have gone too far.

So, we're putting our foot down. We told XS Games that we didn't have room for a full-sized guitar controller for Pop Star Guitar, and they acquiesced. Hopefully, the rest of you will do the same. It'd be a shame if we had to send Geoffrey the Giraffe over to break your kneecaps.