Snow Mammoth mount mauls jaws, takes names in Age of Conan

Let's put aside any complaints or upsets any of us might have with Age of Conan and take that moment to appreciate the amazingness of this new mount being added to the game. This mount is the kind of thing that, when rolling up on a friend (or enemy), a person wants to possess. If you're at all into the business of looking like a person nobody would want to mess with, than this is a must-own accessory. Plus, as an added bonus it comes in three — that's right, three — colors!

Our minds are now racing with possibilities of other sweet-mad mounts, such as unreasonably large sabertooth tigers and cautiously evil-looking hippopotomi. We can dream, can't we?