Easy Headline Alert: Quake Live public beta is live!

Alright, enough. Stop. You can lay off the F5 button and cease your (frankly) childish refreshing of www.quakelive.com. The public beta of Quake Live – promised to be available today – is finally live and, unless you live somewhere not in the vicinity of Dallas-based id's timezone, it's still today and not tomorrow yet. Our advice to the Windows gamers reading this, in bullet point format for easy skimmability.

1. Stop reading this post.

2. Register for a Quake Live account.

3. Return to this post and share your username in the comments.
   

4. RAILGUN THE CRAP OUT OF EVERYONE ON JOYSTIQ!

5. Make sure you did Step 4 in Quake Live and not in real life. Just a reminder, not really a step.

6. [Update: Get in line ... yeah, there's a queue folks. Good things come to those who wait, right?]