Hungry Man: Hot Lion Chops

Manda Miller: I have to say, I was pretty excited when I heard that Hungry Man will be partnering up with Blizzard. I'm a huge fan, and the box art alone is enough to get me worked up. I'll have to get one of each, laminated of course, for my collection, and several others for some sort of collage.

On the day they arrived at the office, I snagged the Hot Lion Chops. The very thought of chewing on a hunk of real African lion meat from my cubicle made me feel like I was on safari. Seriously, just turn up the heat, close your eyes, dig in and feel that hot savannah sun.

For all of you wondering what lion meat tastes like, I will try my best to describe it for you. The texture is something between a well-done pork chop and a rare steak, and the taste is reminiscent of rhinocerous with a hint of stray cat. Besides, they're free-range animals, so it's an environmentally sound practice, amirite?