Xbox 'deal of the week': Crash Bandicoot: Wrath of Cortex for $10
Paragraph of professional obligation: Crash Bandicoot: The Wrath of Cortex is this week's "Deal of the Week" from Microsoft. The Xbox Original is available to Gold Members for 800 ($10), 33 percent off its normal price.
Paragraph of professional facepalm: Microsoft, please cease and desist using the term "deal" until company representatives speak with Valve and learn the true definition. Steam does deals — real deals! These Xbox deals border on insulting and take the metro around fail town.