Name a park, win a Champions Online beta key
So, Champions Online. Apparently a lot of you are interested in that game. Who knew? If you'd like to be immortalized in-game in addition to receiving a beta key, then boy do we know just the contest to point you towards over at the official website. Naming a park isn't so hard, really. We suggest combining some kind of heroic figure or event, with a plant one associates with parks. Something like Alien Invasion Ficus Park may suffice, but we should mention we're not judges.
Just imagine if you won the contest. Whenever you're out and about smashing the faces of aliens, zombies, mutants and other various nefarious villains, you could point to your park and say, "Hey I named that, and there's a plaque over there to prove it!" Of course, we understand why you'd want to tell us this, but that doesn't meant we'd actually care too much.
It's nothing personal, really. We just have more important things to consider, like whether or not we should wear boxers or briefs under our super-suits.
