Crapgadget CES, round 1: polar bear TV
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ATSC tuner, 720p resolution, remote control, switchable cuddle / mauling modes. But where's the giraffe?
P.S.- This isn't even Hannspree's craziest TV -- that honor goes to the 42-inch fire truck monitor, which we still want.