Joe: "Finally, Angry Birds the way it was meant to be played."
Darren: "That's a big iPhone."
Josh T.: "The monolith taught the monkeys to kill, also, how to make conference calls."
Paul: "Time-traveling Jack Black plants hidden iPhone reference in Jonathan Swift novel."
Thomas: "It's holding you wrong."
Tim: "Eighteen months ago, the first evidence of intelligent life off the Earth was discovered. It was buried forty feet below the lunar surface, near the crater Cupertino."
Vlad: "It's just a jumbo iPhone, I don't see what all the fuss is about."
Sam: "What does this mean? It's so bright, so vivid."
Sean H.: "And so did the tiny scholars toil for decades to unravel the mysteries of the blue block, and the significance of its question marks."
Richard Lai: "Paul Miller makes a cameo appearance in this scene, tut-tuts at the low pixel density."
Myriam: "I'm crushing your head! I'm crushing your head!"