Activision claims Guitar Hero only 'on hiatus,' gets new DLC
A dramatic reinterpretation:
Activision CEO Bobby Kotick: But we killed the Guitar Hero franchise.
Miracle Max: Ooh-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. Guitar Hero is only mostly dead, which means it's slightly alive. See, mostly dead I can work with. Even your own veep Dan Winters just said the franchise was only "on hiatus -- we're not ending it."
Kotick: But we disbanded the Guitar Hero business unit!
Miracle Max: Didn't you hear me? Slightly alive. Now, all dead? Well, if Guitar Hero was all dead there's usually only one thing that you can do ...
Kotick: What's that?
Miracle Max: Go through its catalog of unreleased DLC and gather up the loose change.
New Guitar Hero Music Library additions:
"Lifelong Dayshift" – Middle Class Rut ($1.99)
"New Low" – Middle Class Rut ($1.99)
"Sad To Know" – Middle Class Rut ($1.99)
"Middle Class Rut Track Pack" ($5.49)
"Savor The Kill" – Darkest Hour ($1.99)
"Beyond The Life You Know" – Darkest Hour ($1.99)
"Doomsayer" – Darkest Hour ($1.99)
"Darkest Hour Track Pack" ($5.49)
"Hey Superstar" – Madina Lake ($1.99)
"Ignorance" – Paramore ($1.99)
"Across 5 Oceans" – Madina Lake ($1.99)
"That's What You Get" – Paramore ($1.99)
"Emo Edge Track Pack" ($7.49)
[Image credit: MGM; source: Netflix Move Fans]