Rockstar is deploying a series of LA Noire
pre-order bonuses, which vary by retailer -- making you not only have to decide whether or not to purchase the game, but where
. The bonuses range from in-game suits that boost your stats -- gritty realism!
-- to exclusive missions ("cases," actually, since you're a detective and all).
Perhaps weirdest of all is Target, who is offering a t-shirt for in-store purchases on the week of release. It seems really
inappropriate to encourage such sloppy attire in what might be the dapperest game of 2011. Find Rockstar's description of each bonus after the break.