Infested Planet wants you to enlist in the war against the aliens

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Look, we abhor violence as much as the next website, but when an authoritative disembodied voice tells us to enlist in a space war against evil alien bugs while patriotic horns blare, we find it difficult to argue for diplomatic conflict resolution.