How a fungus and mammal became devilish.

Oh man, screen names are the hardest to think of. Especially for gaming. If you choose something too easy, those trolls are gonna make you wish you didn't put your real name as your screen name! So that's why I had to think up a really good name that not only would piss off trolls and noobs, but also make sure people never forget it. I can clearly remember that day like it was yesterday...like 6 years ago yesterday. It was the day after my birthday, and I was sitting in my room with my friend who likes mushrooms (don't worry it gets weirder). He was sitting there munching on them and I got to the loading screen of my brand new PS2. Oh man, the thing was freakin' sweet, glossy black with 500 gb of hard-drive, I still power it on to this day just cause it was amazing. Anyways where were we? Oh yeah, I got to the screen that asked to create your PSN. At that point I didn't even know about making an online gaming screen name, thats when my friend chimed in and said, " well you gotta make it sound good or you'll be called out on there like no tomorrow." So with that in mind, I said okay and decided lets use mushrooms, cause it was the first thing that came to my mind. But it needed something more than a weird, edible fungus that would lay claim to my online profile. Thats when my dog walked in, in a seal costume that my mom thought would look cute on her, except she tore it to pieces! So as we were laughing at that, I thought well MushroomSeal didn't sound bad. I showed it to my friend and he was like no that sounds non-threatening. I said, "Okay great, well you add something that will make it sound deadly." Thats when he said, "Eh, add 666 (The markings of the devil) into its name." Yeah, my friend, the genius, thought that adding that to a name would make it deadly. And what did I do? I gave in and added it to the name. MushroomSeal 666. So if you ever see a gamer online named that, whether on Xbox One or PS4, you'll know that two 12 year-olds thought that that was a bad-a*** sounding name.