Why Google Should Give A Free Marshmallow To All Their Users

Let's face it. Google, Facebook, and many other services are giving us a free service in exchange for all our information, being able to advertise to us, and many other things. But we deserve more we deserve a free marshmallow every year.

This is a small price to pay for them, and more people will sign up and use their services, therefore boosting the revenue on the other services and making a bigger profit in the big picture. After all, marshmallows are cheap, right? Or could Google find a yummier food that costs less? That would make a BIGGER profit! Everyone wins!

So take my advice Google. You can't go wrong.