Well, there is this popular (Grammy-award winning) hit by Sam Smith "Stay With Me..."
OH YEAH ME LIKE THAT SONG. SO THE COOKIE THEY STAY WITH ME THEY NO GO ANYWHERE. I WANT THEM TO "STAY WITH MEEEEEEE." ME LIKE IT. ME THINK ME CAN SING THAT. MAYBE ME CAN DO DUET WITH SAM SMITH. DO YOU KNOW HIM?
I don't know him personally but I could see if I can make a call for you.
REALLY? TERRIFIC. GET YOUR PHONE OUT.
RIGHT NOW! YOU BROUGHT IT UP. WHY WAIT? YOU MIGHT BE BUSY LATER. YOU HAVE HIS NUMBER? YOU HAVE HIS EMAIL?
I have his Twitter handle.
OK THAT WORK...SAM, ME HOPE YOU READY. LOOK AT THOSE THUMBS GO. GOOD MAN, YOU A PROFESSIONAL!
I would like to think so. Hit send...off it goes!
DID HE ANSWER BACK YET? WHY NOT?
Not yet, sometimes people have things to do. Be patient! Remember, "Me Want It, But Me Wait."
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH ME LEARN STRATEGIES HOW TO WAIT.
So, you're the creator of the hashtag on Twitter, #OMNOMNOM, it's all about how you eat cookies and how you eat food.
ME NEVER REALIZE THAT ME ACTUALLY DO THAT. SOMEBODY TOLD ME ABOUT IT AND ME LIKE "DO ME REALLY DO THAT?" ME ATE A COOKIE, "OMNOMNOM," ME DO DO THAT!
So, have you ever seen a drone flying around Sesame Street?
YOU MEAN LIKE BIRD?
"DO ME REALLY DO THAT?...ME DO DO THAT!"
Yeah, but it's like a flying robot. With a camera on it, or it has little gifts it drops.
ME NEVER SEEN IT ON SESAME STREET.
Well, maybe it will come to Sesame Street soon, but what do you think of a "cookie drone?"
ME LIKE IT. SIGN ME UP. HOW ME GET THESE DRONES? YOU GOT PEOPLE? GO AHEAD, GIVE THEM A CALL. PULL OUT YOUR PHONE. DID SAM ANSWER YET?
Sam did not answer yet.
OK WHAT ABOUT DRONE GUY? YOU GOT DRONE GUY?
Ah, yes, I know someone who has drones...Let me tweet my drone friend.
AND WE'RE GONNA GET COOKIE DELIVERY TO SESAME STREET, AH, MAYBE EVERY DAY FOR THE NEXT FIVE YEARS.
We'll find out, no promises.
TERRIFIC! WOW, JOHN, ME LOVING THIS. YOU ON CUTTING EDGE. YOU SO CONNECTED. ME LOVE THIS.
I heard a new museum opened up on Sesame Street, but I heard you got into some trouble at the museum. Tell me about that.
Cookie Monster and a member of the "Cookie Patrol" admire the 'Muncha Lisa.'
OH, IT CALLED THE "MUSEUM OF MODERN COOKIE." IT ME FAVORITE MUSEUM IT HAVE ALL OF THE IMPORTANT WORKS OF COOKIE ART. IT NOT ONLY LOOK GREAT, IT LOOK DELICIOUS! SO YOU KNOW, ME HAVE TO TRY TO CONTROL ME SELF AND NOT EAT THE ARTWORK. ESPECIALLY IMPORTANT WORKS LIKE THE "MUNCHA LISA" BY LEONARDO DA CRUNCHIE. THAT A REALLY PRETTY WORK OF ART. THEN THERE THE "CREAM" BY EDWARD MUNCH.
Well, Cookie Monster, it has been an honor chatting with you!
OH IT BEEN SO FUN, JOHN. YEAH! TERRIFIC.
Well, you take care.
THANK YOU. BUH-BYE.
UPDATE: Every good interview with Cookie Monster comes with a blooper reel, right? Right. Find out what happens when Cookie tries on my glasses and learn more about what he stores in the "Me Cloud" in the clip below.
Edgar Alvarez contributed to this report. This interview has been condensed and edited.