A Haiku to the Bitter-Sweet Relationship With My ISP

If there's anything that's guaranteed in life, it's gotta be death, taxes and that we'll inevitably run into issues with our Internet Service Provider. As geeks, this is often times our life line and when our speeds start dipping lower than 3Mbps and our computer starts lagging like it's a Macintosh Plus, we tend to...well, lose it.

So instead of calling my ISP this time to wait on hold for 45 minutes, repeat my information 5 times and get the same old answer as always ("Hmm, you seem to be the only one experiencing these issues. Lets see what I can do."), I chose to write a poem. A Haiku to be exact because a real poem takes too much time.
So here is my Haiku to the relationship I MUST keep but so badly want to escape from.