Well, that's for them to know and you to make up, because it's time to play Caption Contest! The rules are simple: Tweet us (@engadget) with the hashtag #EngadgetCaptionContest whichever funny, weird or oddball idea you think they're talking about and we'll retweet the best submissions as well as add them to this post. You'll be internet-famous! Unless, of course, you decide to act like a major hoser and engage in personal attacks or lascivious conduct, in which case we'll mute/ban/ruthlessly mock you. Here are some suggestions by our staff to get your creative juices flowing.
Cherlynn Low: "Presenting the tributes from District 1 for the 77th Hunger Games!"
Billy Steele: "New IT uniforms are FIERCE."
Devindra Hardawar: "Pulling. It. Off."
Dana Wollman: "Which is it, ladies? Are you a Jackie or a Marilyn?"
Andrew Tarantola: [extremely Darth Vader voice] *Shkoooooooo-kahhhhh, Shkoooooooo-kahhhhh* "Luke, I am your tailor."
Jessica Conditt: "Brr, I'm getting the chills. I hope I don't have a virus."
David Lumb: "Grids are SO in this year"
Roberto Baldwin: "The Downton Abbey reboot seems to be going well."
Jon Fingas: "We think Daft Punk could use a few fashion pointers."
Christopher Trout: "This season, try replacing your sun-kissed skin with hard, white plastic. You'll save on hair and makeup AND be the envy of all your kitchen appliances."