Well, that's for them to know and you to make up, because it's time to play Caption Contest! The rules are simple: Tweet us (@engadget) with the hashtag #EngadgetCaptionContest whichever funny, weird or oddball idea you think they're talking about and we'll retweet the best submissions as well as add them to this post. You'll be internet-famous! Unless, of course, you decide to act like a major hoser and engage in personal attacks or lascivious conduct, in which case we'll mute/ban/ruthlessly mock you. Here are some suggestions by our staff to get your creative juices flowing.
Aaron Souppouris: "We actually have a headphone port -- we just covered it up for kicks."
Andrew Tarantola: "Here you can see the precise moment that Harambe was assassinated. Back, and to the left. Back, and to the left."
Nathan Ingraham: "That PS4 Pro footage looks DOPE!"
Roberto Baldwin: "See, we have a money vault, just like Scrooge McDuck!"
Cherlynn Low: "That's where we kept Craig Federighi and his hair today."
Terrence O'Brien: "Here's one of me and Bono, and here I am with Ryan Tedder, and here's one of me in a car with Pharrell and James Corden, oh, and did I tell you about the time I met..."
Richard Lawler: "...and with this button, I can put a U2 album on any iPhone."
Kris Naudus: "And this is what Nintendo stock looks like today."
Jessica Conditt: "Let me show you how messaging works by opening this text I just got from Anthony Wiener."
And the results are in! Thanks to everyone who submitted a caption, we've included the best of the best below:
And, as a special bonus, we've included the top comment from our readers on Facebook!
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