Like a vivid fever-dream Michael Bay might have after a night of pounding Sparks, this video of our nation's darkest hour and greatest triumph will have you screaming for a sequel. Confirming our belief that the out-of-control spy satellite which the Navy shot out of the sky in February really did
contain a planet-destroying plague of zombie juice and / or Aliens, this roller coaster ride of a film retells the whole drama -- replete with swelling strings and in-your-face rage rock. Enjoy the epic video after the break, as well as a recap of our extensive coverage of the event, and rest easy knowing that once again great disaster has been averted... or has it?
- Out of control satellite "weeks" away from slamming into Earth Read
- Pentagon to shoot down renegade spy satellite Read
- Disabled spy satellite photographed over Japan Read
- US to shoot down failed satellite at 10:30pm ET tonight Read
- Alien or zombie threat averted: the spy satellite has been destroyed... probably Read
- Video proof of the renegade satellite's destruction