eBay auction: Master U-shaped Kryptonite style lock w/ two keys

How is it that all the best social commentary is now on eBay?

Like new, this Master U-lock is perfect for temporarily attaching your bike or scooter to a pole or bike rack. This temporary attachment is very handy if your bike does not have a proper kick-stand.

It's sturdy steel design and black color are intimidating for thieves who don't have a way to open it.

Comes with two keys. Keep one with you, and the other safe at home in your desk drawer.

For the three people who haven't heard about this yet, here's the backstory.