Lara Croft returns. Again.

The titular heroine returns. Seemingly from the dead if I
remember my Tomb Raider mythology. She was, at the very least, MIA in one of her last outings.

Regardless, the press release from Eidos, announcing Tomb Raider: Legend, makes a big deal about how she was really the first female action hero character in a video game. Which would be great, if Eidos hadn't endowed her with such unfeasibly stupid breasts to appeal to overly horny teenage boys. At best, Lara was a flotation device to be used in the event of a water landing. However, she's coming back again.

Would it be wrong of me to end this with the phrase "you can't keep an old dog down"?