Netjak boot Under the Skin

In an era where all but the most depressing of games get good reviews, Netjak are becoming a shining beacon of snark in game reviews.

It's not every day you get to see the phrase "unmitigated disaster" used in a review. It warms the soul to read such phrases as "It's ultimately like a fungal infection" and "Capcom hates us all".

To be quite honest, I'd never even heard of this game. This review explains why that's a good thing. It sounds awful.
It looks awful. Thanks Capcom!