China opens game addiction clinic

Ever the forward thinkers (except when people desire democracy anyway), China has opened a gaming addiction centre.

Think your significant other has spent just a little too long playing Everquest? Send them here, where they will subsist upon a diet of medication, counselling, and electric shock therapy to cure them of their addiction. No, we're not kidding.

I think we'll stick to being addicted to games, thanks. Less painful.
Usually.