Conker: Live and Reloaded Reviewed

The foul- mouthed little rodent returns! Ever since Microsoft assimilated Rare, the Xbox has

waited patiently for Conker—or any decent Rare title—to appear. It was originally supposed to be a version of the N64 game, but has blossomed in so much more

Conker on the Xbox comes complete with online play, for those who shell out hard-earned dough on an Xbox Live account. If you've ever wanted to wade into combat as a squirrel toting a weapon of mass carnage, today might be your lucky day. (Though you should probably seek medical attention shortly thereafter, as you quite clearly need psychiatric help.)

In short, if you find poo funny (as you should), then you'll probably like this game. The humor in Conker is very much hit or miss. You'll either find it hysterical, or be turned off completely. We shall henceforth refer to it as The South Park Factor.