Mario for pacifists

Do you like Mario, but get tired of all that hunting the prizes, jumping on things etc? Well do we have

the game for you!

Mario Battle No. 1 is Mario with all the enemies, prizes and architecture removed. What's the point you say? Well that's a very good question. It's allegedly art. Just like when Damien Hurst stuck half a sheep in a box. You get to wander around until you run out of time and die. So it's like the real world. Art imitating life, indeed.

You'll need to download a NES emulator to play it, and obviously, you have to own the original game to do this legally. Not that any of you would break the law, I'm sure.