You've got black on you

Criterion are best known for the eyeball searing, pants filling, palpatation inducing Burnout series.

Burnout Revenge is arriving soon, but the fine folk at Criterion have another title coming. A title PSM recently described as "gun porn".

Black will do for guns what Burnout did for cars. Lots of guns. Lots of explosions. It sounds like it could be a pretty one dimensional game, but the fact is, there is something to be said for a game that, right now, seems akin to a first person version of a game like Metal Slug.

Sadly, we won't be able to unleash gun porn on the family at Christmas. For that you'll have to use real porn. Black isn't due until February. Dang!