Tech Air 5504 laptop bag protects and tracks that lappie

This Tech Air 5504 laptop bag protects and serves with its special compressed air protection technology. Your laptop rests safe and snug surrounded by interconnected pockets of compressed air, protecting your machine from vibrations and shocks. The bag also comes with 12 months of i-Track, a worldwide tracking service that can text message you the location of your bag should you misplace it or should someone, uh, mistake your Tech Air 5504 for theirs. It also contains goodies such bags contain, like extra pockets for your cellphone, other gadgetry and whatnot. It comes in two sizes to fit laptops up to 17-inches, and is retailing for £59.99 (that's $103 to those of us on this side of the Atlantic). See? We didn't even make fun of it for being pink.