As a general rule, we do everything we can to avoid VH1 E! (or even parodies of it, in this case). After all, one can only take so much Flavor Flav The Simple Life. Still, we found ourselves drawn to this particular True Hollywood Story. It's only natural, as it's about one of our favorite celebrities: Master Chief. Apparently, the Chief has many worries outside the intergalactic war that has permeated his life. Yes, on the inside, John is just as vulnerable as the rest of us. Watch the video above for a rare glimpse into his inner life.Update: As some have pointed out, THS is an E! program, not VH1. Still, both VH1 and E! should be avoided if at all possible.