Last chance: win Xbox Live Gold and MS Points [update]

[Update: Our winners have been chosen. Once we receive verification from said winners, we will post their names for all to see (and envy).]

Okay folks, as of this posting you have exactly one hour to enter for your chance to win a free year of Xbox Live Gold and a boatload of MS Points. Entering is so easy it's insane. All you have to do is head over to the official contest post and leave a comment. See? Insane. If you haven't entered already, you'd better go do it right now. If you don't, you're friends will laugh at you. Even your pets will laugh at you. We don't want that, you don't want that, so enter already!