Crapgadget: creepy baby pillow, fake Alienware PMP, USB message wand, and more!

The endless flood of lame gadgets actually slowed this week in what we can only assume is a lull before the post-holiday gift-card-targeting storm, but rest assured that some still made into our inbox — it always does. Good thing we've got Crapgadget. Enjoy the crap out of this, okay? We nearly gouged our eyes out in the making.

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Read – Zaky baby pillow: These darn kids today, they don't live in enough terror. [Via Coolest-Gadgets]
Read – Alienware KIRF PMP: Ah, nothing goes with crappy, generic PMPs like a little light trademark infringement. [Via PMP Today]
Read – Balanzza Digital Luggage Scale: This thing might not even be worth $30 at an airport gift shop. [Via Techie Diva]
Read – USB message wand: Why communicate with others when you can just furiously wave a pre-programmed message at them?
Read – Pasen ONION1 PMP: Pasen's LAZYBUM PMP, now with added inscrutable branding! [Via Generation MP3]