Rude Gameware's Fierce Laser Gaming Mouse v2 has a long name and a lengthy spec sheet

Sean Hollister
S. Hollister|01.27.11

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Rude Gameware's Fierce Laser Gaming Mouse v2 has a long name and a lengthy spec sheet
When the crew at Rude Gameware aren't flipping burgers, they're building gaming gear -- like this Fierce Laser Gaming Mouse V2 -- and while we haven't seen anything particularly groundbreaking, there's some bang for the buck to be had. This rodent in particular brings the heat with a 5000dpi laser sensor, a 1ms response time and 1000Hz polling rate, on-board memory to save configurations and macros for each of its seven programmable buttons, adjustable weights and on-the-fly DPI, a braided cord and even a moderately comfortable-looking design. Best of all, it'll manage to deliver all that for a nickel shy of $50 next month. Oh, it'll have some storied competitors at that price point, to be sure, but now you have more choices. Isn't capitalism grand? PR after the break.
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Rude Gameware Announces the Amazing New Fierce Laser Gaming Mouse V2

Pumped Up with a Bunch of Things We Would Never Admit to Before a Congressional Subcommittee

Jupiter, FL.-January 25, 2011-Rude Gameware, a gaming company that will go to almost any length to give gamers an advantage announced it has improved on it's already near perfect gaming mouse, the Fierce Laser Gaming Mouse. Injecting it with proprietary, performance-enhancing components that lawyers have advised to never admit to in writing, Rude Gameware has improved the abilities of their laser gaming mouse by over 60%! The Fierce Laser Mouse V2 now sports an overpowered 5000 DPI laser engine with lighting response time of only 1 millisecond - enough power and speed to shatter gaming records! The Fierce Laser Gaming Mouse V2 includes all the stuff gamers want in a mouse without any extra complications, but still carries a tiny suggested retail price of only $49.95. Plus, we assure you it's fully legal.

Features of the Fierce Laser Gaming Mouse v2 include:

5000 DPI Laser Engine
1000 Hz polling with 1 millisecond response time
Onboard memory to save your modifications
7 independently programmable buttons and macro support
Adjustable weights
Zero-acoustic ultra smooth Teflon feet
Always-On mode
On the fly sensitivity DPI adjustment (no driver needed)
LED DPI Indicator
Gold plated USB connector for maximum conductivity
7 foot, lightweight, non-tangle cord
Included customization software

"We wanted to give gamers a greater competitive advantage," said Michael Epstein, Chief Rude Officer. "Don't ask us how we did it. Just know you'll see a big increase in your performance, while maintaining plausible deniability if you're ever questioned about how you achieved such great results."

Fierce Laser Gaming Mouse V2 will be available throughout North America and select international retailers, in February 2011 for a suggested retail price of $49.95. For more information, please visit

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