Max Payne gear to dress up, slow down your Avatar

Despite our cheeky headline, the Max Payne Avatar gear just released by Rockstar will not send your Xbox Live self into a slow motion dive. It will, however, give you access to Max Payne's, erm, "classic" leopard print duds, among other things.

Each outfit will set you back $3, while individual items run (very slowly) at a buck apiece.